April 15, 2014

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

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April 15, 2014

takado-lau:

//Anna McLuckie//-Get Lucky cover

the voice UK 

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April 15, 2014
hairhattedhooligan:

titspirationall:

rel-right:

fromhadeswithlove:

#they look like a group of thieves scoping out a target #rihanna is the cool con woman that plays people like a grandmaster #margot is the athletic safe cracker that can scale any surface #and lupita is the hot nerd that can turn off every security system in a five block radius

I’d watch that movie

jesus fuck i wish they made movies like this instead of two hangover sequels

yes!

hairhattedhooligan:

titspirationall:

rel-right:

fromhadeswithlove:

#they look like a group of thieves scoping out a target #rihanna is the cool con woman that plays people like a grandmaster #margot is the athletic safe cracker that can scale any surface #and lupita is the hot nerd that can turn off every security system in a five block radius

I’d watch that movie

jesus fuck i wish they made movies like this instead of two hangover sequels

yes!

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April 15, 2014
my sister: oh my god
me: what?
my sister: i just realized something
me: ?
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
me: ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
my sister: no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
me: huh
my sister: and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
me: O_O
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
April 15, 2014

reichenbatchhero:

there’s probably a gay couple out there somewhere named adam and steve.

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April 15, 2014

Anonymous asked: So you don't want to be racist, but you'll let stuff talking crap about white people through. Great job there.

outofcontextdnd:

As a white person I am not offended by anything in that quote.  A setting where white people have fucked up everything and it’s all terrifying?

I live in that world now, that’s just art imitating life my friend.

April 15, 2014
lecirquebrutale:

On the Rope

lecirquebrutale:

On the Rope

April 15, 2014
"Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness."

I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck  (via naartje)

+1

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Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension).

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Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch.

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April 15, 2014

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April 15, 2014

elenei:

dylan thomas reading do not go gentle into that good night goes really well with hurts’ somebody to die for, so I mixed them.

thanks to raisincain for the idea!

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